{"title":"Moody Patooties","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eDone with today. Done with yesterday. Possibly done with the whole concept of existing for a little while.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eAnd yet — somehow — still showing up. Still dressed. Still here in their little costumes looking absolutely over it and somehow more endearing because of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eMeet the Moody Patooties. Three supremely grumpy cats who woke up and chose chaos, then put on the softest little costume anyway. Because sometimes that's all any of us can do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThey don't want your advice. They don't want your positivity. They just want to sit there looking exactly how they feel and be loved anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePick your Patootie. They're all equally done with everything.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0804\/9793\/4585\/collections\/Screenshot_2026-04-06_at_9.42.51_PM.png?v=1777341589","url":"https:\/\/softsoul.ca\/collections\/moody-patooties.oembed","provider":"SoftSoul","version":"1.0","type":"link"}